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My kingdom for a vagina!
Sometimes I truly wish I was born a girl. Not because of any sexual desires or anything, because I’m sure I’d still swing both ways if the gender fairy had been kinder to me. Women have so many more...
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This is dedication!
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Your opinion?
Yes? Or.. Oh God, YES! Or… I was not aware that sexy had such a level! Shoes – Findig Trousers – Oxford Shirt – Politix Jacket – Campaign
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The wrong choices.
We all make them in our lives. Wrong choices. As hard as it might be to believe, I’ve made plenty of those wrong choices myself. No, seriously. I’m not actually perfect. Take this outfit, for example....
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Unhygienic headbanger?
You may remember being introduced to the Antoine & Stanley boot shoes a couple of weeks ago. No, I don’t mean a Scottish version of a slip on loafer to be worn on boat decks. Boot shoe/boat shoe…...
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Your opinion?
Yes! Or… No! Or.. There is something seriously wrong with you! Shoes – John Fluevog Trousers – Oxford Shirt – Bossini Jacket – Oxford
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Your opinion?
Yes? Or… Oh dear God, no! Or… My eyes! My eyes! My mother freaking eyes!!!! Shoes – Jimmy Choo Trousers – Marcs Shirt – David Smith Jacket – Oxford
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3… 2… 1… Blast… err.. Hello?
It’s that time again, Occasional Reader. Let’s get deep for a moment. Let’s talk about sex, baby, let’s talk…. No, wait. Let’s talk about relationships. More specifically, let’s talk about the...
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Well, I never!
Okay, maybe I have a couple of times, but I was drunk and lonely at the time. Moving on to a different subject, I attended the first birthday of my friece the other day. What’s a friece? It’s the...
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Please leave a message…
Nobody is here to take your call right now. Or to leave a post, for that matter. I’m simply too tired to write anything engaging today, so I’ll leave it up to you to use your imagination and pretend I...
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Happy July 4th!
Now while it means absolutely nothing here in Australia, I thought it might be nice to mention that it’s Independence Day in the U.S. This is the day that the Yanks got rid of the Poms for good, and...
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An interesting take
I stopped shopping for shoes at Aquila quite some time ago for a very simple reason. They got boring. For a while there, they seemed to discard the different textures and colours and focus on plain old...
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Your opinion?
Yes? Or… No! Or… My, but you’re looking very masculine and slightly lumberjackey today! Shoes – G.H. Bass & Co Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Oxford Jacket – Armani
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Your opinion?
No back story here. No witty observations. Not a single anecdote to be uttered. Just the outfit. Shoes – John Fluevog Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Oxford Jacket – Topman
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Your opinion?
No? Or… Yes! For the love of all things small and furry, YES!! Shoes – Shoesmaketheman Jeans – Oxford Shirt – Ted Baker Jacket – The Academy Brand
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Your opinion?
Yes! Or… Oh my (insert deity name here), yes! Or… Flowers and checks? You fashion forward funkster, you! Shoes – Prada Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Oxford Jacket – Bell & Barnett
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Just for a change.
I thought I’d spare you at least one day from my constant advertising of Shoesmaketheman shoes. You know the ones. http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Funky-Patent-Leather-Shoes-/321223827752 Oh crap. Sorry...
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Your opinion?
Yes! Or… Dear God, No! Or… You poor man! Who vomited on your shirt? Shoes – Shoesmaketheman Trousers – Oxford Shirt – Colour Times Jacket – Revival
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A man walks into a bar…
Don’t you hate it when you walk into a bar and see someone wearing the same jacket as you? It’s even worse when the person wearing it notices it too. Things get awkward when that same person is well on...
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